The Monkeys Paw Of FRC

Note: In 2025 the FI winner, winner ,and 1st pick go to worlds automatically

Granted. You include all info about electricity. It’s the size of about 3 textbooks.

I wish I could come up with a wish to use to reply in this thread with.

granted, but you get the worst possible downside.
I wish the weather was less grey and foggy in fall

Granted, it’s pitch black and downpouring constantly

I wish LinkedIn would stop spamming my inbox

Granted. Facebook, TikTok, and Myspace each unleash double the amount of LinkedIn spam.

I wish I had more time in a day.

Granted, each day is now about 120 hours for 73 days a year

I wish I could figure out how to revive more old game threads

Granted. Your CD notifications eclipse all your social media notifications from your last wish by 47:1.

I wish for more duct tape.

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Granted, but its all tangled up with no sticky side available

I wish for hardened superglue

Granted, all of your teams superglue is hardened

I wish for a shooting game in frc 2025

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Granted, the game is neumatic propelled silly-sting shooting out at targets.

I wish for more arizona tea/monster during competition.

Granted, you receive:

  • a team from Arizona who gossips very loudly at every event you attend. You can’t not hear what they’re saying. It isn’t pretty.
  • Minecraft’s Phantoms (sleep-deprivation monsters) spawning in real life when you’re sleep deprived. Since you never sleep well on comp weekends, have fun!

I wish that I could receive college admission decisions sooner.

Granted. They’re all declines.

I wish that people would learn not to leave cars on train tracks.

Granted they now leave them on runways and in the middle of highways

I wish for both sets of game pieces in reefscape to be a fun challenge to intake, transition And score

Granted but the you can’t find any sources for the ubiquitous locally available game pieces.

I wish for every team to submit for WFA, Impact, and EI

Granted, but no one actually brings a robot.
I wish I didn’t have to go back to school right after competition.

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Granted, you have to go back to work right after competition

I wish that my team doesn’t have any CAN issues for the 2025 season.

Granted. You don’t use CAN at all - PWM for motors, USB gyro, the works.

I wish that my team qualifies for champs this year. (regional points :crossed_fingers:)

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Granted, you qualify but can’t afford to actually go.

I wish that my team can finish the robot before Week 6 of build season.

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Granted, you build a robot for Recycle Rush, not the current year’s game.

I wish that I didn’t have 7 tests, 10 labs, and 2 conferences within 4 weeks.

Granted. It is within 3 weeks.

I wish that we get into our second event pick without going in the waitlist.

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