Assuming there was a religion-like-ideology that included some sort of afterlife and used FRC as a foundation of its tenets, and it included a “good place” and “bad place”, what would get you into the good place? What would get you into the “bad place”? None of these have to be serious, and you can be as tongue and cheek as you want.
Volunteer shirts are so bad that I haven’t worn any since this morning when I took off the Beach Bot Battle shirt I’d put on yesterday after church. Seriously, I think my robotic volunteer shirts (including FLL and off-season) average about equal quality to the robotic event shirts I have bought - and I won’t buy low quality event shirts.