Assuming there was a religion-like-ideology that included some sort of afterlife and used FRC as a foundation of its tenets, and it included a “good place” and “bad place”, what would get you into the good place? What would get you into the “bad place”? None of these have to be serious, and you can be as tongue and cheek as you want.
Here are mine
Good place: Zebra stripe pants
Bad place: running in the pits.