:ahh:
Ok, at first I was like… Oops. Ogre posted a wrong link… And then I looked at the back of that thing.
I have 3 words.
I want one!!!
This watch is the ultimate in geekdom. And I know someone who owns one. 
Okkk. The most essential thing to g33k-hood is like a really heavy, obscenely huge, complicated, and uber cool calculator. I mean not just any ordinary calculator, I mean the ones with a keyboard on it and 3D functions. They’re soo cool. I wish I had one.
-mmm… calculator. lol
You have to read the whole manual for your graphing calculator, otherwise you’re one of the billion losers (;)) who don’t know how to use it. The manual is only 150 pages for the TI-83+ family. 
But aren’t g33ks frequently w/o $$$? All I know is that a Voyage 200 is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Give me an 84+ SE any day!
You can’t be a geek unless you have the Original Star Trek Series.
Haha.
–Dori
not only can you not be a geek without some, but you still havent even started life until you have some LEGOs
Any of the Fisher Space Pens.
They were mentioned in this thread
Who else would want a pen that can right in 0 gravity?
You’re right about that one
Wow, a lot of this stuff is awesome. But aren’t they for uber cool g33ks? I mean honestly, I think people who have that kind of technology are sooo cool. Or maybe if you think people who have those stuff you’re a g33k yourself. haha
-so, for the stereotypical g33k, I feel these things are essential
- a pocket protector
- glasses
- calculator always at hand
- a vast arrangement of pens and pencils
- kleenex (g33ks tend to sneeze a lot)
- a formal understanding of D&D
- mebbe an inhaler
- their own internet site or 2, it depends
haha. okk… I had some time to think about this kind of stuff
cd distro of linux. might i suggest phlak.org?
How about a PDA?
Go old school—
get a slide rule
How about a case or two of Bawls and an RJ45 crimping tool…
i second the bawls, and you need to have g33ky music also
mebbe reading the dictionary for fun
Two words: BINARY CLOCK 
A high quality DDR home pad is a necessity. I prefer Cobalt over RedOctane myself, but if you must take RedOctane you are still geeky for purchasing any of the above.
A Binary bed set (pillow & blanket) are available at thinkgeek.com
A must for any selfrespecting geek.
Also!!!
A good Emulator on your computer, Zsnes if you want old school geek like me and play Super Mario World all day (I loooove that game).
w00t
Teh G
Oh yes, if you can play Tetris for at least 2 hours straight, you can join the club ^.^
Tools for a Wannabe Geek? Chiefdelphi
duh. 