Top Gun Script for IRI Talent Show

In case you missed some of the lines because we were too quiet or were too busy mangling them into an incomprehensible mess, here’s the “You’ve lost that runnin’ feeling” IRI Talent Show script.

A big thank you to Amanda Morrison for all her hard work putting the Talent Show together. Thanks to all the judges who added to the fun and to all the spectators for bearing with us while we tortured you for 10 minutes!

IRI TALENT SHOW SCRIPT.doc (51.5 KB)


IRI TALENT SHOW SCRIPT.doc (51.5 KB)

Cool, now I can read what I didn’t hear!

Check it out
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Now I hope Swando follows and posts the lyrics to his eminem song. I couldn’t understand a lot of it.

I know Dean Simmons and The Kamens also had a lot of revised song lyrics that I couldn’t quite make out. Maybe Andy would be willing to post those as well?

For the encore, here is one of the two songs:

(sung to “Basket Case” by Green Day)

Robot Case

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
About a robot that simply does not work
I am one of those
FIRST Robotic fools
Fanatic to the bone
No doubt about it

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin’ up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stressed

I went to a shrink
My drive train’s got a kink
She says this new gear set is bringin’ me down
I went to a store
Lookin’ for a 3/8” bore
A 9 millimeter size is all that I found

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin up
Am I just paranoid?
Ya ya ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I’m just stressed?


The other song’s words are not with me right now. I will post them later.

Andy B.

omg! that is hilarious…i congradulate the people who came up with that…i wish we had thought of something like that…well actually we did…but they were more plays that we would write based on what we thought would happen at the nationals each year…it was pretty funny…but i love the part about the song “Youve lost that Runnin’ Feelin”