Here you are! Your very own Goat on a Tote, courtesy of team 5349.
Here’s the link!
It only has 2 legs. :’(
OMG… Was messing around on Amazon today when I saw this
Then dug a bit deeper and found this… OMG 
Seems too good to be real, but it actually seems like it is?!? Maybe they should offer Goat Tote’ing service