The subject seems like an obvious set up to get someone to say district points.
Looking at the insight page on TBA I would go with these for the past few years:
2020 - average control panel points per match
2019 - percent cargo scored top far right rocket
2018 - Average number of force played
2017 - Average low goals auto
2016 - Rough Terrain damage success rate
As I was heading to St. Ives Kokomo,
Upon the road were a dozen trucks;
Every truck had a dozen crates,
Every crate had a dozen boxes,
Every box had a dozen fuel cells:
Fuel cells, boxes, crates, and trucks,
Why doesn’t AndyMark have a ball pit?
Useless sports stats I like are things like “This team hits more singles on Tuesdays than any other day.”
I’m sure someone out there has kept track of their practice match record… or record when on the blue alliance vs the red alliance over their team history.