Please vote. Unless you don’t think pineapple belongs on pizza. Then don’t vote, your opinion is bad and doesn’t matter
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No, we count all the votes. Regardless of their stance of pineapple on pizza… unless you are talking about this poll, which is clearly being influenced by foreign trolls.
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But aren’t all people who put pineapple on their pizzas just being trolls? So shouldn’t we not count a single vote that says they put pineapple on their pizza?
Edit: I’ll back my reasoning up:
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The State of Hawaii is currently preparing an expedition to the PNW, as you’re taking away one of their larger sources of income.
I suggest modifying your statement to allow pineapple to be exported from the U.S.
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You don’t need pineapple to make a great pizza.
No, I didn’t make it, my dad did.
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For your consideration: 
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We may be talking past each other. Neapolitan pizza is baked (heat treated?) at 500 degrees Celsius for about 90 seconds. It has dough, tomato, mozzarella, and basil. It is “real” pizza.
New York pizza is nearly as good, and incredible on the street by the slice. Chicago deep dish pizza is nothing like either of the above, but it is great with cold adult beverages.
Pizza with pineapple and Canadian bacon is not like ANY of the above.
We have been trying to compare apples and oranges. There isn’t a metric.
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Objection: Irrelevant, the presented object is a pizza on or in a pineapple, which is a completely different object not to be considered in this discussion.
What if it was flipped upside down?
Now what?
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That depends. Who’s cleaning the table? Also, that’s not how you make pineapple upside down cake, and certainly not its pie equivalent.
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Ban Hawaii then, maybe Puerto Rico can finally get statehood
Last I checked, states leaving the U.S. was grounds for war. And if I’m not mistaken, you’re eligible for the draft…and if you aren’t registered for that I’ve got a bin for you to drop any complaints about pineapple into. (There’s a shredder attached, and I’m working on a pizza-oven attachment below that.)
And my opinion on P.R. is that they need to put their collective heads together and figure that part out. I’m guessing that right now them getting statehood might be viewed as a a hostile takeover–oh wait, that’s how they’re in the U.S. in the first place! (And, uh… they might also be able to grow pineapple.)
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Brian_Maher
- yay
- nay
0 voters
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Voter suppression.
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I just voted on this while eating a slice of Hawaiian pizza and anyone who says pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza is objectively wrong
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But it’s okay since it’s against pineapple pizzas
Hawaiian pizza is a charlatan.
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Hawaiians didn’t invent Hawaiian pizza.
Canadians don’t use the term “Canadian bacon”.
Americans didn’t invent Caffe Americano.*
*I think the credit goes to a smart Italian barista who figured out that American tourists will pay more for a larger cup of weaker coffee.
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We can make DC a state in its place then
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No law says we need 50 states. But now you have 49 states and 1 war…