What are your best science jokes.

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Im going to start this off with 2 chem jokes, keep it going

An animal walks into a bar and orders a water, the bartender says our maximum capacity is 6*10^23 we cant serve moles.

if H2O is water and H202 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H204
drinking

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A Higgs boson walks into a church.
The priest says “Hey, you can’t be here!”
The Higgs boson replies, “Why not? Without me, you can’t have mass!”

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  • Fermion: any of a class of elementary particles of which a maximum of two may occupy any given energy state.
  • Boson: any of a class of elementary particles of which any number may occupy any given energy state.
  • Bozoon: any of a class of elementary particles of which thirty seven may occupy a Volkswagen Beetle.

Also, see the STEM jokes thread.

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You can’t believe anything an electron says. They make up everything.

Pi are square
Pi are not
Cornbread are square
Pi are round

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Why did the 2 hydrogen molecules marry to become a helium molecule?

Because they had good chemistry.

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An ion is sad, he tells his friend “Shoot, I lost an electron”.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

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I am pretty sure their attraction was nuclear.

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Heavy.

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