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well sir, i have personaly been through a black hole. first, as you go threw, crazed 2 headed sheep will head butt you. then, as you go deeper, you will meet bob saget, then, giant exploding chickins will attack each-other. the space in the black hole will then get very tight, andyou must squeeze through.when you exit, you will find a purple alien, and he will say “BLAR-HAGFAS-JUSSSSSSSOP-DEPORTIO!!!” you must then kill the alien. then you will see our FTC robot. G-FORCE! 
wuh… what just happened?
i think that webpage overloaded my brain!
(well it was either that or differential equations… but those are easy, right?)
Yay! I love FIRST, too. 