What is your favorite Bushism?

<Disclaimer> If you happen to like Bush, please do not be offended by this thread in any way

So… The other night on Tigerbolt, DJ told me his favorite, and that got me started thinking about mine. So lets hear it, what are yours?

Mine:

“Most of our imports these days are coming from overseas” (Courtesy of DJ)

“I’m not answering any questions in Mexican, or any other language” (While in Mexico)

Boy I love these:D

Cory

Right now I can’t think of a quote… But I sure do remember this picture- Even though it’s a hoax, it sure is memorable

P.S.- A while back I got a email that allowed me to make Bush say funny things- it was some kind of animation… However, I seem to have lost that link- anyone have it?

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As I said in tigerbolt the other day I almost cried when I saw the 2000 election results. As for my fav bushism…there’s so many to choose from but my favs are:

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican”

“I’m a really stupid idiot!”

Okay, maybe he didn’t say that…but he SHOULD have

what about his dad…(although he is more intelligent)

“Read my lips. No new taxes.” …he kept his promise, he didn’t pass new tax legislation, only increased current ones.

http://www.asu.net/bsh/union.mov

This is… amazing… but a complete hoax. :smiley:

My Mass Media (yeah, even MechE’s need TC classes) showed us this one day…

*Originally posted by Doanie8 *
**“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican” **

This isn’t a Bushism, its the truth.:cool:

*Originally posted by JVN *
**http://www.asu.net/bsh/XXX.XXX

This is… amazing… but a complete hoax. :smiley:

My Mass Media (yeah, even MechE’s need TC classes) showed us this one day… **

This has to be the most disgusting, politically motivated “hate America” crap I have ever seen… I’m ashamed you even thought enough of it to include a link in your post:(

I’m even more ashamed you apparently got this link from a class at school. Be careful listening to such left leaning, “hate America first” educators. Consider their words carefully. They want to lead you down the same hate filled road they are on. This road will lead you nowhere but to your own demise.

Not exactly a bushism, but it appears that Frodo failed his quest:

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*Originally posted by Mike Rush *
**This has to be the most disgusting, politically motivated “hate America” crap I have ever seen… I’m ashamed you even thought enough of it to include a link in your post:(

I’m even more ashamed you apparently got this link from a class at school. Be careful listening to such left leaning, “hate America first” educators. Consider their words carefully. They want to lead you down the same hate filled road they are on. This road will lead you nowhere but to your own demise. **

…and you’re trying your best to lead us down the same road that you’re on. I see no difference.

Oh, wait, that’s right. You’re always correct. You’re better than they are. I’d forgotten that for a moment.

John, I think I know you well enough - at least - to know that you’re intelligent enough to make your own decision about something that was clearly meant in jest or in commentary or in satire. Whatever.

Live your life. Don’t let someone else live it for you.

Have a nice night.

You know, the instant I saw this thread pick up I knew it was going to get nasty.

So you don’t like the goverment? Do something about it…VOTE

So you do like the goverment? Give yourself a pat on the back

So your from Canada? Enjoy your low-cost perscription medicine

Heh.
Mass Media class. Shows the power of the mass media.

Listen to everything carefully. Especially what Dave says.
He is a crafty one.

/me exhibits shifty eyes

Wetzel

There is no one truth in a democracy.

The timebomb ticketh no more.

People make jokes.
People have opinions.

So… uhm… hows that robot coming along?