Which Type Of Friend Is Your ...

HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything

Simply awesome… especially the last one :smiley:


It would be awesome if people wouldn’t clutter the portal page with this non-FIRST related talk. If you want to post, but not about the game, the kit, the animation, the CADing software, etc. post in the Chit-Chat Forum. That’s why it exists. I’m giving negative karma to rinard for posting 2 Chit-Chat worthy threads in the General Forum, and making me scroll down the screen farther than I should have to open threads with new posts.

Oh yeah. Would a moderator please move this thread to the Chit-Chat Forum, or delete it. Either way works for me. Thanks in advance.

This is a joke
Treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.

Yes, it’s a joke. That means it was posted in the wrong forum. Jokes go in Chit-Chat, which is where this is, now. Next time, if you have something funny, START it in Chit-Chat, so that a moderator doesn’t have to move it.

SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.

Regarding my closed topic (New Face) I don’t outbid on Islam. Islam a brilliant religion by itself and doesn’t need any preaching or missionary work or me.
It may be argued that all religions teach good things so why should it matter which one we follow. It is unreasonable to think that so many American converted to Islam without careful consideration and deep contemplation before concluding that Islam is true. These Americans came from different classes, races and walks of life. They include scientists, professors, philosophers, journalists, doctors, nurses, teachers, artists, lawmakers, chefs, laborers, and every other sort of person imaginable.
So what do you think?