Who's in FIRST?

That ONE Team in FIRST
This dialog was adapted from Abott & Costello’s “Who’s on first” skit. It just seemed appropriate considering my team’s choice of their name. Enjoy.

Tom: Well Dave, I’m going to St. Louis with you. You know Dean Kamen, the Founder, gave me a job as announcer for as long as I want it.
Dave: Look Tom, if you’re the announcer, you must know all the teams.
Tom: I certainly do.
Dave: Well you know I’ve never met them. So you’ll have to tell me their names, and then I’ll know who’s playing on the alliances.
Tom: Oh, I’ll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these teams now-a-days very peculiar names.
Dave: You mean funny names?
Tom: Strange names, pet names…like Nuclear Launch Detected.
Dave: Then you got H.O.T.
Tom: and Exploding Bacon
Dave: And their Nemesis.
Tom: Nemesis?
Dave: Team 2590
Tom: The Nemesis, right, Well, let’s see, we have on the Blue Alliance,That ONE Team inbounding, the What-Cha-Ma-Call-Its trussing and Technical Difficulties scoring…
Dave: That’s what I want to find out.
Tom: I say That ONE Team inbounding, the What-Cha-Ma-Call-Its trussing and Technical Difficulties scoring…

Download the attachment for the whole thing.

That ONE Team in FIRST.pdf (62.8 KB)

That ONE Team in FIRST.pdf (62.8 KB)


And or all you kids out there who don’t know of the “Who’s on First?” skit, or perhaps not even Abbott and Costello, I very strongly urge you to spend 8 minutes of your life to watch the skit online. This stuff is some of the funniest material ever performed in the history of man (not an overstatement).

Now all we need is for a couple of folks who can keep straight faces to do the audio version, and have it shown at the Championship.

BTW: That ONE Team won’t be able to change their name for a while…

This may end up being a whole summer project, just in case we don’t have enough other stuff to do.:ahh:

That ONE Team plans to be around for a while! We had a blast this season, and can’t wait for what’s next.