Worst Movies of all time?

What do you think are the worst movies all time?

Please no arguing about why you think a movie is good that
someone else thinks is horrible…

The 3 Worst Movies Ever:

Terror Squad… (Filmed in some town called Kokomo, Indiana)

Mars Attacks

and Moulin Rouge

*Originally posted by D.J. Fluck *
**What do you think are the worst movies all time?


and Moulin Rouge **

/me tars and feather DJ. Okay, so I get you’re not a fan of musicals. That’s fine. It’s far from the worst movie of all time.

My votes? Just about anything I’ve seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000, some movie that features terrorists, a cruise ship, and a giant octopus (Octopus!, I think, is its title), and Battlefield Earth.

There are more, I’m sure, but those stick out in my mind.

I <3 Moulin Rouge.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Toxic Avenger
Class of Nuke 'Em High
Death Race 2000

I really did enjoy these movies, they’re so bad I couldn’t do anything but like them because I have a sick fondness for really bad B movies.

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And this doesn’t touch on all of the cheesy horror movies I’ve seen.

*Originally posted by Michael Krass *
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Battlefield Earth.
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You are soooo right. Greatest book of all time. Worst movie ever. It was like they didn’t even read the book.

Armageddon - possibly one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made; horrible acting, completely transparent plot, and so many technical and factual errors that it was impossible to beat them into submission long enough to suspend belief and try to understand the story. They should have blown up the crew at the beginning of the mission instead of waiting until the end, and saved us all a lot of pain.

Return Of The Killer Tomatoes - the original “Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes” was a classic, 100% pure, tacky schlock, but the sequel was just plain bad. The only good part was the helicopter crash - it was a real helicopter crash that happened on the set while the crew was filming, and they happened to catch it on film and found a way to write it into the script.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - I said “Armageddon” was possibly one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. “Plan 9 From Outer Space” was DEFINITELY the worst sci-fi movie ever made, and possibly the worst movie EVER. The budget was so low that the “space monster” was a guy dressed in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on his head. Bela Lugosi was to star in it, but died just after filming started. So they hired a stand in, who held a cape across his face for the rest of the filming so you couldn’t tell it wasn’t Lugosi. In the space scenes, you can actually see the strings from which the flying saucers hang. Another fine contribution from Director Ed Wood.

-dave

Moulin Rouge

Blair Witch Project

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

*Originally posted by Michael Krass *
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/me tars and feather DJ. Okay, so I get you’re not a fan of musicals. That’s fine. It’s far from the worst movie of all time.**

I never said i wasnt a fan of musicals…its just that i saw no purpose in this one… :rolleyes:****

*Originally posted by dlavery *
**Armageddon - possibly one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made; horrible acting, completely transparent plot, and so many technical and factual errors that it was impossible to beat them into submission long enough to suspend belief and try to understand the story. They should have blown up the crew at the beginning of the mission instead of waiting until the end, and saved us all a lot of pain.
-dave **

Well, fine Mr. I-work-for-NASA, ruin the magic :stuck_out_tongue:

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Moulin Rouge
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Gah! What’s in your water?

I’m so sad.

DJ - :stuck_out_tongue:

“Yoga and Kung Fu Girl”

YARG!!!

“my dinner with andre”…kinda an old movie with the bald short guy from the princess bride about essentially nothing! comparable to the play “waiting for godot” but even more boring and pointless.

“gone fishin”

Can anyone saw KUNG POW?

WORST MOVIE I EVER SAW!

Reign of Fire

Sorry, sure, it was to be BK, but still, I HATE IT!

*Originally posted by Michael Krass *
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/me tars and feather DJ. Okay, so I get you’re not a fan of musicals. That’s fine. It’s far from the worst movie of all time.

My votes? Just about anything I’ve seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000, some movie that features terrorists, a cruise ship, and a giant octopus (Octopus!, I think, is its title), and Battlefield Earth.

There are more, I’m sure, but those stick out in my mind.

I <3 Moulin Rouge. **

Michael can I join you? :smiley:

How can you not like Moulin Rouge? (DJ, you’re so dead - you’ve never even seen the movie! :p) :wink:

I hated Caddyshack. :rolleyes: I thought it was one of the most pointless movies ever - and not all that funny.

  • Katie

/me also loves Moulin Rouge

*Originally posted by JosephM *
**Reign of Fire

Sorry, sure, it was to be BK, but still, I HATE IT! **

Beastly Kingdomme requires that Disney spend money. Such a thing is sacrilege. I’d rather they not build an outdoor roller coaster, as such, anyway. They should stick to what they’re best at.

Oh, yes, I also thought The Virgin Suicides was among the most pointless movies ever.

*Originally posted by Michael Krass *
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Beastly Kingdomme requires that Disney spend money. Such a thing is sacrilege. I’d rather they not build an outdoor roller coaster, as such, anyway. They should stick to what they’re best at.

Oh, yes, I also thought The Virgin Suicides was among the most pointless movies ever. **

But E$iner would build a new park if a movie did well… As long as it keeps him in the chair for a while more…

Ishtar

Freddy got fingered

Jeepers Creepers

The Digimon Movie

The Pokemon Movie

Masters Of Disguise

Blair Witch Project 2

Joe Dirt

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

Any movie involving the Olsen twins. (shiver)

and the many that have all ready mentioned Tomaotes, Plan 9 and such

*Originally posted by Katie Reynolds *
**How can you not like Moulin Rouge? (DJ, you’re so dead - you’ve never even seen the movie! :p) :wink: **

Ok, I havent seen the whole thing, because i slept through most of the movie…

On the D.J. Scale a movie is rated on 4 levels

Level 4: Highest, i was fully attentive the whole movie

Level 3: attentive but lost me at some point

Level 2: Slowly Dozing, due to lack of interest

Level 1: falls asleep

And I was at Level 1 for most of the movie cause i lost intrest early and fell asleep numerous times :smiley:

I did not like Moulin Rouge all that much but it was far from the worst movie ever. Some TERRIBLE movies were

  1. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

  2. Joe Dirt

  3. George of the Jungle

*Originally posted by D.J. Fluck *
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Ok, I havent seen the whole thing, because i slept through most of the movie…

On the D.J. Scale a movie is rated on 4 levels

Level 4: Highest, i was fully attentive the whole movie

Level 3: attentive but lost me at some point

Level 2: Slowly Dozing, due to lack of interest

Level 1: falls asleep

And I was at Level 1 for most of the movie cause i lost intrest early and fell asleep numerous times :smiley: **

rofl dj!!!
Though i was the only one not to really fall asleep, it molun rouge (sp) wasnt that good, but I have to admit for a “girl” movie, it wasnt that bad.

#1 movie on my list (and i knwo almost all girls will hit me for thins, but guys never watch it)… Pride and Predugice (sp again).
4 hours of 1800’s english love story. Can we say boring???