Alright, so I’m listening to my music, and I heard this in Wyclef Jean’s “New Day (remix)”:
I’m scared now.
that is scary, I predict Dave will soon be known and feared by all :yikes: !
Thats really disturbing, especially since David is a big fan of the country music 
Yo buss dis. Dude, you small crum snachas didn’t noed Wyclef an’ I wuz homies? We go back to way back in de day because “I wuz born a poor black child.” Peace!
an’ fluck… yo dont be nockin on dem jonses musik
Dear Mr. Kelly,
For someone attempting to “floss with a platinum chain” (however that is done), “keep it real,” or act “gangsta,” you are acting in quite a “pranksta” method.
I respectfully request that you cease and desist your “faking the funk.”
Sincerely,
Billfreezy fo’ sheezy widda glass of lemoneezy
David…no…stop.
That is probably the scariest thing I have seen you post ever…other then your cat with the dead rodent hanging out of its mouth
OK?!
WHAT?!
Don’t be hatin’ the shizzle fa’ rizzle dizzle Kell’ homeboy!
Suburban Mode: Hey, this is pretty fun, maybe I should talk like that more often!
Ya hizzle!
::Tunes universal translator to “Gangsta”::
::Universal Translator speaks in sexy female voice::
"Listen to this. Boy, you unpopular people don’t know that Wyclef and I are good friends? We go way back because ‘I grew up in a very small house’. See you later!
And D.J., Country music rocks."
::Universal translator blows up::
You broke my Universal Translator, you hou-zi de pi-gu!