Yet Another Space Alien Attack!!

FIRST Rumor Mill
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This just in…again:

Earth rejoices as the first assault on humankind is twarted at the FIRST Robotics national competition. The crowd stood awestruck as a disk-like craft a mile in diameter landed in Epcot Center at Disney World. But as the door slid open, it was evident that the enemy wouldn’t last long. The aliens were said to be small spherical beings, looking not unlike soccorballs, and competition robots made short work the attacks and trapped them in cylindrical containment units, or as one military agent put it “They trapped them their soccor ball guys in them there goals there.” Yes, it is truly a day of celebration.

Back to you, Bimdolada.

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DATELINE ORLANDO, FL In light of the recent events, of the landing of so called “Space Aliens” both in Grand Rapids, Michigan and Orlando, Florida, Dean Kamen announced that first compititions, from here on will be focused on development of “anti-alien” technolgy. When asked if this violates FIRST’s policy of non-violent compition and “gracious professionalism” Kamen responded “well…uhh…no” then speed off on his specicaly modifyed segway scooter.

Back to you MBiddy.